New Moon

This is going to be another rant.

My favorite thing about this movie are the jokes my little brother made about semi-Cullens and haggis. Seriously.

Jennifer said I should watch for the eye candy. She meant the yellow Porsche.

"Bella! Take your shirt off!" - hey, we were all thinking it. Even me, and I'm straight.

MST3K is just waiting for this one to ripen on the vine.

"Face Punch?" really? "Love Spelled Backwards is Love!?" I don't write this lightly. W. T. F. !?

The Nightmare Before Twilight. We were waiting for the holiday-shaped doors.

Oh, the psychoanalysis. This is a love story of profoundly maladjusted personalities.

John says it's the start of a new film genre called "awkward drama."

I'm not sure if the really bad acting is truly the actors' fault, since they really didn't have much of a script to work with. Seriously, though, when you're just looking around for someone to blame for the mess, it's time to stop blogging.