Jane Eyre (1973)

This is the worst version of Jane Eyre I've ever run across. Though the novel was, in several moments, melodramatic, nowhere does the script necessitate chewing the scenery. And yet, I could see teethmarks.

PASS. 1 out of 10 for picking a good book, and an eternity of hell for what they did to it.

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