MST3K - The Horrors of Spider Island

All episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 must be held up to the standard of Werewolf - My favorite episode so far. I have argued with myself quite often about how much the humor of the show depends on the crappiness of the movie being mocked. Truthfully, I think it has more to do with the humor of the writers and the energy of the performers. Certain kinds of jokes seem to work better than others, although I imagine that without a variety it would become repetitious.
MST3K has three facets, the film, the commentary, and the frame story.

The Horrors of Spider Island was a real stinker. The voices were badly dubbed, and the appeal of the film dependent entirely on the opening premise; newly-auditioned "dancers" crash on an island where they're attacked by really big spiders. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

The commentary has been more witty, but the badly framed camera work, and constantly undressing cast give plenty of fodder. Amongst the mocked are Minnesota, the wearing of flora, men's fashion, the Amish, Sideshow Bob, and the fact that it's basically bad porn from the forties.

The frame humor includes a mock audition in which we spot a fairly thick and very funny movie allusion. Pearl's outfit gets a laugh as well. Them's some big roses, Pete.

Best lines:
"He spotted an air molecule who respects women."
"Soundtrack by Schroeder."
"They will NOT come if I build it; shut up!"

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